David Sedaris on Undecided Voters [New Yorker]
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?"
McCain's Celebrity Posse [NBC Bay Area]
Really? Dean Cain, I am so disappointed in you. The rest of them I don't know or don't really care about.