Quote of the Day: Mikey Il on Touchscreens

Quick rant: I hate you people out there who complain about "needing real buttons" or "can't use touchcreens" - get with the program, dinosaur. I could rub my iPhone on my nose & still write out sentences. You underestimate autocorrect. Incidentally, when your tears land on my touchscreen they write out sad sonnets in perfect grammar. I long for a drug-free world & button-free phones, where our children can be safe.