NOTE: I didn’t actually make these recordings. I found them in an mp3 sharing thread yesterday and uploaded them for your bi-partisan pleasure.
This shit's getting way too complicated for me [0:02m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download
Ignorant Motherfuckers [0:03m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download
That guy ain't shit. Sorry ass motherfucker [0:05m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download
Sure, you can have my number baby! [0:02m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download
You ain't my bitch, nigga. [0:03m]: Hide Player | Play in Popup | Download
These are hilarious. I haven't read any of Barack Obama's books, I had no idea these quotes existed.